Meatsturbate

Getting off from the sight, smell, or taste of cooked meat.

Michael likes to take pictures of the steak while he's grilling so he can meatsturbate later.

by Mathcat May 16, 2014

Methsturbate

The act of masturbating while high on methamphetamine.

Methsturbate — the act of beating meat for hours, or even days on end while zapped, zoinked, and zooted.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein May 16, 2019

Thin Mintsterbate

When you crush up Thin Mints, into powdered form. Masterbate with the powdered remains and then proceed to insert them into your anus.

I couldn’t wait for my order of cookies so I can Thin Mintsterbate

by Buckdorf February 19, 2019

Mintsturbation

When you use mint toothpaste as lube when masturbating.

"Mintsturbation is obscene, and recommended by 8 out of 9 dentists."

by CreepyPastaSalad June 27, 2014

matesturbate

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

by B0 Ch1zw1t July 27, 2005

Mattsturbate

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.

"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"

by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021