Misfortune

Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless

He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.

by NotConorMcGregor January 31, 2018

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Wheel of Misfortune

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.

Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.

by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015

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misfortune porn

porn of the character misfortune. lol

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno

by upursm8 February 3, 2020

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The idea that with just the right amount of women gathered in conversation the likeliness of the conversation devolving into talking about zodiac signs or tarot cards increases and is an eventuality. Much like like Godwins Law

Avoid sleepovers if you don't wish to talk about your zodiac sign, for that is a prime place to have a conversation lead into missFortunes Law.

by PoiLethe May 3, 2023

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Misfortune

Someone not particularly attractive in any particular way whatsoever, socially clueless, small friend groups and a face and hair that he knows very well looks stupid, but can't do much to change it

"That guy is a misfortune, I ain't gonna budge him"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

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