Mitt Romney

A businessman that should know that many of the job losses in 2009 have been announced when Bush was in power and therefore unemployment dropped under President Obama contrary to the constant spin by the GOP who are desperate in the final days, because Romney's campaign is going southwards since the "binders for womens gaffe" in the second debate and his disastrous performance on the third debate which was even worst than Obama's first debate. His poor performance during Hurricane Sandy, comments made by an Indiana GOP Senate Candidate about pregnancy and other nonsense from other GOP celebrities such as Rudy Guiliani won't help
Mitt Romney flip-flops daily on all issues
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1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.

2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.
1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."
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"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"

"Naw, you're good"
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A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.

"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney

"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"

Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
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If learning is difficult the learner will not want to waste time on tasks which appear Mitt Romney to their purpose.
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According to an article in the New Yorker, Mitt Romney is a Wazzock
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Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep

Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.
Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.
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