by prison mike April 4, 2012
Get the Mittmug. (verb) To use short, crafted statements to justify or legitimize unpopular statements or actions. Usually used as a public relations or propaganda technique. See spin
1. My boss mitt me when he laid me off by telling me that it was to my benefit by opening up my opportunities elsewhere.
2.That politician mitt the protester who questioned him on his "corporations are people" statement by saying, "corporations are made up of people so they are people"
2.That politician mitt the protester who questioned him on his "corporations are people" statement by saying, "corporations are made up of people so they are people"
by Kanefire January 10, 2012
Get the Mittmug. by loptky June 23, 2013
Get the mittmug. Went to Trappers last night with Ryan and Jer and no kidding, we were knee deep in Mitt!
So Daryl, how was she man?
Let me tell ya buddy, she had a Mitt like velvet!
So Daryl, how was she man?
Let me tell ya buddy, she had a Mitt like velvet!
by nothingbuttrouble May 24, 2005
Get the Mittmug. I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!
Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!
Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!
Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!
Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!
by Robert June 16, 2006
Get the Mittmug. {verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.
A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"
"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"
"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"
by EvilQueenofHardTechno August 29, 2012
Get the mittmug. by bobbyt June 18, 2006
Get the Mittmug.