Missile

Synonymous with calling a girl a rocket. A really hot girl, basically.

Popularized by popular NHL enforcer Paul Bissonnette, aka Biznasty

Lexi...what a friggin missile she is.

by Hockey talk September 29, 2012

Missile

A mixed drink. Take a can of red bull, open it, poor out half, fill with vodka. Then poke a hole near the bottom on the side, and shoot like you would shotgunning a beer.

I shot a missile before going out to the bar.

by Yosephie Maluki February 9, 2013

The missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

In any given moment of time, the missile most likely knows which of the following?

A) Where it is
B) Where it isn't
C) Where it was
D) Where it wasn't

by QWERTY mnbvcxz September 19, 2019

missile

another word for "errection."

When I see my girl, I am as hard as a missile.

by Denzel Caldwell May 13, 2005

missiles

Really huge breasts....

by ass June 16, 2003

missile

a weapon i wish i had to shoot my school

i will shove a missile up the principle's ass

by Dan shithead November 29, 2003

missile

A well-formed, well-timed bowel movement.

"I'll have room for dinner after I fire off a missile."

by Popehat May 30, 2006