Minor

A stupid made -up word by the government for people who`s will they don`t recognize, the reason that porn and other such things have retarded things called age restrictions on them. If such restrictions were implemented based on maturity, knowledge, and ability instead of age (with the exception of smoking, vaping, and drinking), this world would be a much greater place.

Zack: Yo, can I buy this condom?
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 16, 2021

Minor

The United States newest derogatory word. Next to faggot (and previously nigger) minor is the United States most popular way to discriminate against people. When gays eventually get full rights and the word faggot becomes unused, minor will be the only derogatory word, but, more then likely, the United States will find someone new to discriminate against. Possibly Jews?

The Land of the FREE*

19??-NOW | Freedom applies to those over 18, no minors
19??-NOW | Freedom applies to straights, no faggots
1700-1863 | freedom applies to whites, no niggers

by God Hates Fags? No. Minors. December 9, 2008

minor

if someone messes with ya and there nothing..there minor...nothing to worry about

" he sed he was guna fcuk me up but hes minor nuttin 2 screw ova!"

by sarah February 22, 2005

minor

Someone with the mental age of under 12

"That Rhys Gould is such a minor"

by massiveshlong69 March 16, 2016

minor

a stupid term dreamt up by the government to curb the teenage pregnancy rate, and to stop me going into clubs.

Gary Glitter- how do u plead on the accusation of sex with a minor?

by Cat January 27, 2004

Minor

A rude thing to call someone under 18.

Calling someone a minor can be seen as offensive, or just plain rude. It can make you seem like a jerk or a douche if you're calling someone a "minor" if your conversation has nothing to do with the law. In a way, it could be verybelittling to them.

Minority - smaller number. Like, a religion.

Minor - a key or note. There are major and minor versions of a song.

First example, legal: "you were caught selling alcohol to a minor."
Douchy example: "bruh. You're a minor."

Minority: "yeah, my religion is a minority."

Minor: "well, let's see how this song sounds in minor key!"

by 11GrEaSy11 January 10, 2020

Minor

A way of saying fine; no problem.

1st Guy: 'Dude, your girlfriend just got gang raped!'

2nd Guy: 'Minor, she was a slag anyway.'

by Aviate January 25, 2009