ming mong 

1. Hard core fans of something, usually a TV show or movie, who are resistant to change or modernization.

2. Obsessive fans (of a TV show of movie) who criticize and complain about all aspects of the production.

Joe is a ming mong because he posts on message boards about RTD's gay agenda.

ming mong by Joseph F April 9, 2008

ming mong 

Virgin Mobile's new con to get people sending lots of MMS's messages. The shit in the ad is enough to annoy anyone and make then wanna never go with Virgin

I was ming monging and after 4 messages, i had no credit left why is MMS so expensive?

ming mong by terry get out May 9, 2004

Ming Mong 

Tyler Laird

Tyler Laird is a Ming Mong

Ming Mong by Y.o.u.r... m.u.m March 2, 2022

ming mong 

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

ming mong by epic funny February 19, 2023

Ming Mong Handler 

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

Ming Mong Handler by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008

ming mong ping pong 

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.

"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong

ming mong ping pong by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont by marshall banana June 12, 2004