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minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.
Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK
by Pseudonymus Wretch March 14, 2014
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Ming mong

A word derived from Minging.
Eugh, that fish is Ming Mong!
by Jennehpie December 11, 2006
mugGet the Ming mongmug.

ming mong

1. Hard core fans of something, usually a TV show or movie, who are resistant to change or modernization.

2. Obsessive fans (of a TV show of movie) who criticize and complain about all aspects of the production.
Joe is a ming mong because he posts on message boards about RTD's gay agenda.
by Joseph F April 9, 2008
mugGet the ming mongmug.

ming mong

Virgin Mobile's new con to get people sending lots of MMS's messages. The shit in the ad is enough to annoy anyone and make then wanna never go with Virgin
I was ming monging and after 4 messages, i had no credit left why is MMS so expensive?
by terry get out May 9, 2004
mugGet the ming mongmug.

Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.
IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.
by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008
mugGet the Ming Mong Handlermug.

ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009
mugGet the ming mong ping pongmug.

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex
J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old
by marshall banana June 12, 2004
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