Madturbate

The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.

I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.

by madturbating matthew December 7, 2012

mensturbate

V. when a girl masturbates during her period.

masturbate + menstruate

by adderall April 11, 2004

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Manturbate

The act of masturbation by violent punching of the penis.

I got so pumped watching the new Rambo, I had to go Manturbate for three hours

by TravisIsAFaggot December 21, 2008

Mansturbate

When a guy masturbates while thinking of another man. Can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circumstance

I like girls, but I would go gay for (insert guy here). I even mansturbated to him last night

by AM/FM March 3, 2011

Minsturbate

Original meaning: Mind-masturbate or masturbate with your imagination or mind.
Better used as: have to think so hard about something that it's almost like you have to masturbate with your mind.

Or simply use the short MM for mind-masturbate.

Bill: Dude, what's up, you look fuck-up!
Gabe: Man, the exam was so hard, I had to minsturbate the answer!

by benweiss9 September 10, 2010

Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005