mince 

When your shit resembles that of beef ground into mince. Uncooked and sloppy as all fuck.

I just minced myself.

mince by Gillchild January 11, 2009

mince 

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

mince by Nige November 10, 2004

Mince 

Mincing is the act of putting mince/meat through someone’s letterbox during the night with the intention of it rotting and making their house smell foul.

“I can’t believe she cheated on me, man”
“fuck her, let’s go mince her gaff and teach her a lesson”

Mince by the man of the north August 25, 2021

Mince 

Pieces of dead skin that reside on your chin because you have taken tablets to dry out your skin for extreme forms of achne. Can be used to decribe the "mince" or to describe a person with it. see examples below.

Person (without mince): Ya mince is lookin canny mean today.
Person (with mince): Shut the fuck up.
Person (without mince): MINCE! MINCE! MINCE!

Mince by Jonny0204 July 25, 2007

mince 

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

mince by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Mince 

1. A word used to offend someone
2. When someone is being stupid

Eve: is mount everest in the uk
Caitlin: no haha, youre Such a mince!

Mince by Anon_12_ January 28, 2017

mince 

A camp strut, typically performed by limp-wristed, overweight homosexual men who look as though they are being pulled along by the scrotum

Many people in Brighton like to mince up and down the high street

Alan Carr is a prime mincer

mince by Gladtobe November 27, 2012