Mimp

A Mimp is a Michael simp that simps extremely hard for Hanta also know as Himp.

Did you see that Mimp last night? Aww man I did he was Mimping so hard for Hanta you could see it. Man I feel bad for that Mimp.😔

by Valf February 14, 2022

Mimp

PimpA pimp exclusivley pimping
Milfs he/she may also pimp all kinds of other beings but specializes in the pimping of Milfs

Horny Crackhead:"Yo man! Do u know where i can find some1 who knows alot about crazy old hoes!"
Mimp:"Just check out Mimp Inc. or your friendly neighbourhood Mimp call 1-900-MIMPMYASS for a Mimp near you!"

by Jim Steele December 7, 2003

mimp

Musical IMProviser

A musician, usually keyboardist, who improvises music to support improv theater performances.

The mimp played a wide variety of tunes for that "Sing about it!" scene.

by BerkeleyImprov.com December 9, 2012

mimp

momma that is a pimp

yo brah, you check out lisa? she is a total mimp

by reda.az December 18, 2010

mimps

"Dammit!" on Remulac. See Coneheads.

Mimps! How dare you consort with randy humans without my permission?

by Octopod November 8, 2003

mimp

Pimp for masseuses.

John: I good really used a good massage. I am so tense.
Ben the Mimp: I can swing you in at 1:10 with monster hands Caleb.

by Doc Dave January 15, 2012

Mimp

A Mom who is a simp for her children. Favoritism to one or more of the children that are biologically hers.

Carol: Did you see Stacy talking about how her kids the best on the soccer team?
Nadya: Yeah, she was being a total Mimp.

Scotty: Bro, my stepmoms son gets away with anything, he can do whatever he wants while I would be yelled at
Aidan: Yeah, your stepmom is a total Mimp

by CaptainObv March 30, 2020