Milani is a beautiful and wonderful girl. People are always jealous of her and so they try to bring her down by telling lies. You're lucky if she is your friend.
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Get the Milani mug.A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:
I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
by The apostle December 9, 2013
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A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.
That woman is so Melonia.
by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010
Get the Melonia mug.She is a wonderful girl with such a contagious smile, she will make you happy every day. Her laugh is contagious and will make you laugh too. If you ever become friends or even date a girl named Milani, don’t let her go. She is always there for you when you need her. She will also love you dearly if you are together. Don’t lose a Milani, she’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Get the Milani mug.A pretty, tall, slim girl who makes everyone laugh. She isn't afraid to embarrass herself and is good at calming people down! She is picky with guys, so if you date a Milania, your one lucky guy; and she must really like you! She loves theater, singing and dancing. She most likely will be something important and go to a good college in the future. Never trigger Milania's because they know how to deal with situations!
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Get the Milania mug.Anyone who is fucking awesome, yet chill, yet awesome. In rank, a millonigger is second only to Chuck Norris. One in a million.
If referring to a girl, is fucking hot shit who has perfect bouncy yet squeezeable tits, a vag thats tight yet not painful, but isnt easy. Delicious ass, is smart yet knows how to suck or ride cock like its her job.
If referring to a guy, is fucking hot shit who knows how to fuck a girl so good, and can kick pretty much anyones ass cuz hes a champ. Fuckin smart as shit too.
If referring to a girl, is fucking hot shit who has perfect bouncy yet squeezeable tits, a vag thats tight yet not painful, but isnt easy. Delicious ass, is smart yet knows how to suck or ride cock like its her job.
If referring to a guy, is fucking hot shit who knows how to fuck a girl so good, and can kick pretty much anyones ass cuz hes a champ. Fuckin smart as shit too.
"What a fucking millonigger! He just kicked those bouncers asses than fucked seventeen girls all who are now laying on the floor because their pussies are all pussed out!"
"I would do anything to get that girl! I cant believe you fucked that millonigger last night!"
"I would do anything to get that girl! I cant believe you fucked that millonigger last night!"
by Publiushit May 31, 2009
Get the Millonigger mug.A wonderful beautiful girl, who is creative, kind, and adorable. All the guys want her, she has the tan gorgeous skin and the beach body. Her name is hawiian for flower.
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