Milhouse

A synonym of the word "weak", symbolizing the submissive, pre-pubescent weakness of the character Milhouse, from The Simpsons.

Use is similar to the word "fail" in describing objects, people, events, or qualities.

Example 1:

Lenny: "Two years ago I couldn't bench press my own body weight."

Carl: "That's because you were a Milhouse."

Example 2:

Lenny: "My mom only put one slice of turkey in my sandwich..."

Carl: "Your mom makes your lunch? That's Milhouse...and your sandwich is Milhouse too."

Example 3:

Lenny: "I completely forgot all the dating tips you gave me when I approached her so I choked and couldn't ask her out."

Carl: "That's cuz you're a Milhouse!"

by IEATRICE December 20, 2008

milhouse

someone who never gets with ladies or has minimal social skills and is a closet homo

cd is being such a milhouse today

by harold hunter September 22, 2005

milhouse

MILHOUSE ROCKS THE HOUSE MAN!!!
this could mean dork or dorkiness

girl your boyfriend is such a milhouse!
that shirt makes u look like a milhouse!
those glasses are soooo milhouse!

by Britt January 2, 2004

Milhouse

an incredibly weak spliff which makes you even more strung out than you were before you smoked it.

'Fucking hell mate, take this horrible milhouse, pass your weed and let me roll a proper one'

by BOB MONKHOUSE April 23, 2008

Milhouse

1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.

1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.

by Jethro December 31, 2003

Milhouse

When everything in life is serendipitously permuted, everything comes up, Milhouse.

"A wise man once told me that there are only two...maybe three Milhouses...in a lifetime!"

Philly D - "So, I got the job that I interviewed with last week, today!"

Jessie S - "I'm glad that things are going good for you."

Philly D - "That's not even the half of it! Remember, Caroline, the girl who makes gold teeth?"

Jessie S - "..."

Philly D - "She let me in her shit gun!"

Jessie S - "shit gun?"

Philly D - "Ahhh, that's call waiting. Can you hold a sec? It says publisher's clearing house."

Jessie S - "You just went on a three day Milhouse!"

by DrDingDong March 27, 2019

Milhouse

to Milhouse (verb)

I Milhouse
You (s) Milhouse
He / she / it Milhouses
We Milhouse
You (pl) Milhouse
They Milhouse.

To approach, pester, try to befriend or suck up to another person in an unwanted, wimpy or annoying way;

Often characteristic of people of Italian or Latin cultures.

"That annoying little Wog/Dago, was totally trying to Milhouse me."

by Fangz-bedangz February 6, 2024