Milonianism

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

by The apostle December 9, 2013

Milena

A Milena is a very kind girl with a big heart who has many friends and loves one guy from her life, shes nice around everyone and friends(zones) with everyone.;)

Have yout met milena i asked her out but she started laughing all seven times...

by Habluablua May 14, 2017

Milania

A pretty, tall, slim girl who makes everyone laugh. She isn't afraid to embarrass herself and is good at calming people down! She is picky with guys, so if you date a Milania, your one lucky guy; and she must really like you! She loves theater, singing and dancing. She most likely will be something important and go to a good college in the future. Never trigger Milania's because they know how to deal with situations!

Jake: Dang, she must be embarrassed!
Chase: That's Milania, she doesn't care...

by 42222222 June 3, 2017

Milena

Milena is an amazing person. She is a ridiculously funny person with a great sense of humour. She knows how to make anyone smile with her beautiful personality. she’s shy at first but once you get to know her, shes a great friend. She’s beautiful and perfect and all they boys (especially victor and kuba) love her 😍 (and charlie lawless) She’ll always be there for you. She’s very attractive and sexy 😉 Milena loves hanging out with her friends, she’s very social and is all around, a perfect person.

Person one: Oh my god! Is that Milena?
Person two: Yess! she’s so pretty and funny
Person three: i am going to fuck Milena

by leonaisveryhot December 6, 2021

Millenial Classic Rock

A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.

At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.

by block bros. April 5, 2017

Milenna

Milenna is a beautiful kind hearted, sweet girl. She has the body and name of a superstar and model. Everyone who sees her is like dayumm she’s fine. You could never replace a Milenna.

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Milenna today she looks like a model!
Girl 2: Yes her name is like a models too i can totally see her being one!
Boy: Dayuummm she’s looking fine!
all: ik she’s gorgeous i’m so jealous!! :()()(

by hashtagdotcom July 1, 2018

Millenials

A somewhat common misspelling of Millennials. Often used by crazed political pundits who don't have a clue and the elderly.

Pundit: "Millenials are so dumb it's scary!"
Millennial: "At least we can spell the word "Millennial" correctly."

by Spam4Dan November 10, 2018