Mikolaj

Someone you can trust with your deepest darkest secrets, a perfect partner/ Boyfriend, he's rude but once you get to know him, you'd be obsessed w him hehe, oh and he loves boobies

Mikolaj you boobies obsessed mf

by Zblee April 21, 2022

Mikolaj

He is useless and difficult. he is that guy that thinks he is the smartest out of all his friends.

Imagine being a mikolaj

by LeggoBricks July 19, 2020

mikolaj

a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy

osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !

mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj

by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017

mikolaj

A great friend with a great personality.

Look Its Mikolaj

The awesome guy from school?

by Andrew6847 June 17, 2016

mikolaj

A polish prick who over reacts when you do the slightest of things to him, usually born with a natural ghetto booty

"Man that guy is so annoying"

"Yeh, his name is Mikolaj"

by Whatthefrick December 7, 2013

mikolaj

a polish man who lives in Poland with no wallet

Hi Mikolaj, where is your wallet?

by cxcvxcvxxcvxcvxcv March 13, 2017

Mikolaj Krolak

An absolute fucking alpha male who gets lots of money and all the bitches

Non Alpha: hey have you seen Mikolaj Krolak
Other Non Alpha:Yeah he’s so hot and sexy i love him

by iLoveMikolaj12412 May 16, 2021