Skip to main content

Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
by Stuneree January 28, 2023
mugGet the Midget Spinner mug.

Mighty Moe

A friend you can always count on

...an awesomely cool Dude !
"Through thick or thin that dude was a Mighty Moe !"
or
"I was broke and he Mighty Mo-ed me some gas money !"
by TJadeW March 21, 2013
mugGet the Mighty Moe mug.
Related Words

Bitch, I might be

What you say when there is a possibility that you are guilty of an offense
Judge: Are you guilty?
Gucci Mane: Bitch, I might be.
by ADB0603 May 9, 2013
mugGet the Bitch, I might be mug.

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
mugGet the I think I might have left the blender turned on mug.

Some Might Say

Some might say, that we should never ponder...
by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021
mugGet the Some Might Say mug.

Midget Forehead

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget
"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."
by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020
mugGet the Midget Forehead mug.

Mighty Car Mods Tax

The amount a car recently featured on a mighty car mods episode increases in price because of the effect of being featured on the show.
You used to be able to buy a BRZ for less than 10 grand now they are all above 15 because of the mighty car mods tax.
by Turban shickionary August 3, 2020
mugGet the Mighty Car Mods Tax mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email