Middleman

A person the introduces you to another person! AKA The Plug

I wanted to meet Justin Bieber. So I asked the Middleman.

Middleman by Middlemanconcept September 12, 2021

middleman's tax 

A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.

The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!

middleman's tax by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010

Middleman's Salute 

To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.

John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.

Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?

John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.

Mike: Pwnage.

Middleman's Salute by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009

Middleman Card 

the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.

the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.

the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.

Middleman Card by magistratemanz December 1, 2010

Drop the soap without the middleman

The act of shaping a bar of soap into a phallus shape and proceeding to make sweet love to it.

Dropping the soap in prison was not up to my expectations, therefore I had to drop the soap without the middleman.

Drop the soap without the middleman by Long John Hawkins October 21, 2020

The MiddleMan 

A Hacker On Omegle who is in the middle of two conversations, you may never hear or know he is there until he talks, hes always watching.

Me: Did you hear the middleman speak just now?
Stranger: No i dont hear anyone?

The MiddleMan by omeglelul October 25, 2020

Pakistani Middleman 

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand

Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?

Pakistani Middleman by commadore mike July 30, 2023