Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 1, 2021

Microwaved

When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.

I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.

by Poopcicle007 August 1, 2018

Microwaved Sardine

A derogatory term that can be used on anyone as an insult.

Dave: I don't like you
Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine

by cutmybumcheeks March 6, 2019

microwaved

to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.

Saf you totally got microwaved

by ryan bambi November 28, 2010

Microwaved baloney

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You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

by patrickhellard August 20, 2015