Microsludge

A nickname for software programs produced by Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.

His computer was clogged with the usual Microsludge - Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder, etc.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microtuber

someone who owns a youtube acount but has under 15 videos and under 1000 subscribers, which means most middle schoolers. usually the videos are fairly random and dumb, but can be funny.

Dave - "oh my god this video on youtube is freaking hilarious."
John - "wow, dude that guy's a total Microtuber. he has 4 videos and 56 subscribers."

by amazawali96 June 3, 2009

microflute

The process by which a female vocalist holding a microphone moves her fingers along the microphone so as to suggest the playing of a flute.

That American Idol girl is always playing the microflute.

by mice March 21, 2005

micronucer

the thing you put leftover food in to heat it up

take your leftovers in the micronucer so you can have it for diner again tonight

by Tayler06 February 22, 2009

micronuke

to microwave food until luke warm due to extreme hunger.

Dude, the micronuked pizza was hella good for the first few bits. I'm going to have to put it in the microwave again now that i have the patience to wait.

by ginger_wonder January 14, 2010

microlucas

The lucas (lu) is a unit of currency, defined as the current net worth of George Lucas. As of this writing, one lucas equals about $5 billion USD.

Since one lucas is an impractically large number, it is usually used in the form of the microlucas (μlu), or about $5000 USD.

"Damn, I made like 11 microlucas this year"

by retrofutureman January 18, 2019

Microdenial

The act of denying ones micropenis

Guy: ha you got a smal pipi.
Guy2: nooooooooooo stop ptojecting.
Guy: Hahaha stop the microdenial my boy.
Guy2: stop being a cuck

by Tjash Dolencyevic September 27, 2019