Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!
Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!
Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.
Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!
Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.
by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009
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And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?
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A person who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. Some microphiles are also voraraphiles, sexually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about.
My younger sister is a total microphile! She swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!
by Ace Corona January 1, 2009
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Teacher who acts as though he knows everything: “ Oh yes um of course! It means um the ummm the fear of.. Lights! The fear of lights. Yeah.”
Teacher who acts as though he knows everything: “ Oh yes um of course! It means um the ummm the fear of.. Lights! The fear of lights. Yeah.”
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Get the microfibrichalosinophobia mug.1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.
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1. "Here's a dossier with his current likeness done in microfiche, sir." "Thank you Private, you are dismissed.
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."
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Please tell us Mrs.Irons!
The term became so popular in a 4th year computing class at Grove Academy that pupils created a chat service so they could speak to their peers way over at the other side of the class (example: Darryl could speak to Osborne!), and they called it Microfiche.
Please tell us Mrs.Irons!
The term became so popular in a 4th year computing class at Grove Academy that pupils created a chat service so they could speak to their peers way over at the other side of the class (example: Darryl could speak to Osborne!), and they called it Microfiche.
by Grove Academy November 21, 2003
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