Micromouth

When you can't decide a name for your Xbox-live account so you let Microsoft decide

"I had no idea what to put so I Micromouthed it."

by VisoningLime March 19, 2010

Microcuntistic

When you get laid by some tight pussy, but then the next day she's all talkin' shit, sayin' you ain't got no game and tellin' all your buddies that your lame.

Man, that bitch I was bangin' last night's been tellin' everybody I gots a small dick, that shit's microcuntistic.

by a2ron October 17, 2003

microcountry

a small and underdeveloped country.

Nepal is a microcountry.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2010

microcorrespondence

microcorrespondence ": noun. A generally written form of correspondence in which the length of the message and/or the time required to compose it is greatly abbreviated compared to traditional methods of communication (e.g. written letters sent via postal mail). Microcorrespondence is generally electronic in nature and may or may not be addressed to more than one recipient at a time.

Twitter updates, Facebook pokes, Facebook wall posts.

"Scholars have begun to wonder whether microcorrespondence works to decrease social isolation or whether it serves to weaken the depth of the average person's social ties."

by Matthew M.C. Roberts March 7, 2008

microcord

Small unit of measurement, used for firewood. Most often applied to kindling. 1 microcord = 1 spindly stick + 2 meager twigs.

Split kindling for sale, $30 per microcord bundle.

by Wood dude November 9, 2019

microblurt

A baby version of a blurt, not a full blurt or a mini blurt but a microblurt

The baby was up all night crying, she is such a microblurt sometimes

by Louskilou February 21, 2020

microcuntism

A short, smug statement, spoken or posted on social media, usually as a response or "comment" that gives you a glimpse into the mind of a cunt.

"That's just another one of Rob's microcuntisms."
"I see Trump has been tweeting more of his microcuntisms"

by mydonkeylikessavourypancakes October 30, 2020