micromanagement

The term essentially means to supervise every small step in the workflow process -- hence the 'micro.' In today's workplace, micromanaging is responsible for many bad bottom lines, poor performances and bankruptcies.-www.dealconsulting.com

Tim Burgin-he is insuring that they don't develop. In fact, what he doing is hurting the company.

by Adam Carlton May 4, 2005

Micromanajerks

A co-worker or boss who is the combination of a micromanager and a jerk at the same time.

My two bosses just handed me a stack of papers due on his desk by the end of the day and expects hourly updates on my progress. They both are micromanajerks and need to relax!

i.e. micromanajerks.com

by Frumpy Frank April 25, 2011

microminiatureazation

It a stupid, fucking, 23 letter word that is useless. Why the fuck would you search this up you fucking retard. You must either be a savage or a bitch to be reading this so good job.

I don’t know how the fuck to put microminiatureazation in a sentence you idiot.

by Dick Chodeson January 31, 2019

Helicopter Micromanagement

Helicopter Micromanagement refers to a manager who pays extremely close attention to his or her subordinate's experiences and problems, above and beyond the normal micromanagement style normally exhibited.

My manager told me she is making a surprise appearance at the meet and greet today. Some people just have to observe everything and anything. I'm surprised she doesn't come to my house to make sure I brush my teeth correctly. Talk about helicopter micromanagement.

by RivermanME February 19, 2010

Micromance

Micro-Romance
Short term for concentrated short-lived romantic love affair

She had an exciting micromance with her surfing instructor in Hawaii

by ZoshR October 14, 2016

Micromegas Complex

To view other human beings, largely, as a fascination or a sociological zoo or study subject or subjects. Based on Voltaire's Sci-Fi story and character Micromegas.

I watch porn with a Micromegas Complex. or My Micromegas Complex makes social situations difficult.

by pornstitute February 12, 2020

mexican micrometer

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

by K M August 4, 2004