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exercise vomit

when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.

...like we care
"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"

this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook
by brookeb925 April 9, 2010
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stress level elimination exercise plan

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.
BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
by Pinky Star May 28, 2009
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sexercise

When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging
Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"
by Ima Horny Devil July 24, 2010
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exerciseism

Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".
"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."
by fglaude May 7, 2019
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Sexercise

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.
Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?
by lockenload23 August 5, 2016
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sexercise

the act of getting pyhsical exercis from having sex
I've lost five pounds this week from all that sexercise
by Sean Weston October 9, 2003
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exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
by Herzlos March 19, 2008
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