methlete

An individual who smokes, injects, or otherwise ingests copious amounts of methamphetamine. A hard-core methampetamine addict.

She's a total methlete, look at her rotted teeth.

by TrapperGolds March 9, 2008

Meatleaner

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.

Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.

by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011

mertle'd

someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.

hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!

by Vaughn-Jay September 28, 2006

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.

They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.

by pilsbury September 17, 2007

Mittle Class

Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.

No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Mittle Finger

When you give The Man the middle finger with mittens on.

This guy: Is that guy with mittens waving at me?

That guy: No man, look at his face, he's definitely giving you the mittle finger.

by E-Tickets February 19, 2011

mentlegen

a unique way of addressing a group of men, generally people that you are close to/friends with
also paired with dalies (the feminine form)

1)

Mike: hello mentlegen, are you all ready for poker night
all: hell yeah

2)

Mike: dalies and mentlegen, welcome to.......

by matthewre February 27, 2011