n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)
by Renee April 17, 2004
by Waffles McWaffleson January 13, 2010
by Rhoniem February 01, 2017
The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy April 24, 2010
by Mitchg1 October 30, 2011
A term which describes a musical performer who is perfectly to time and plays in a robotic fashion. This includes but is not limited to piano players.
The piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody is absolutely incredible. The way Freddie Mercury plays it is metronomic.
by TN Recording October 26, 2014
THe sexual act of wearing a feel doe while fucking someone. As the man 'pulls' out the feel doe goes into another person turning the man into a metronome.
by Hawk887 December 01, 2021