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Metronome

The BEST FUCKING POKEMON MOVE EVER. Patented by the kickass pokemon by the name of Clefable. It makes a motion with its fingers. THEN RELEASES THE BEST MOVE EVER. It's soo much of a kickass move, that it does A RANDOM POKEMON MOVE. It can DO ANY MOVE from FLAMETHROWER to fucking growl. kickass.

PWNAGE!
My Clefable used Metronome and fucking roasted your ass with Hyperbeam, you got murdered!
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Metronome

A musical instrument used for practicing instruments like Drums, Piano and other.
I want to use metronome for practice any instrument.
by acdows October 1, 2017
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metroholica

Relating to, affected by, or resembling city lifestyle
i love her city lifestyle she is an metroholica
by digimozo February 11, 2022
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The Metronome

Sex position used by two males, where one male is buttfucking the other while their balls collide continuously, depicting the motion of a metronome.
Did you see that video of Jake and Tyler doing the metronome? You could literally hear their ballsacks hitting eachother!
by Hairyballsonya May 7, 2009
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Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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metronome

n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)
Adam was both short and well-dressed: the epitomy of metronomality.
by Renee April 17, 2004
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Metronome

a small metrosexual man with a funny hat.
"I practice with a metronome twice a day."
by Waffles McWaffleson January 12, 2010
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