memorgasm

When somebody has such a strong reaction to a memmory it seems like they had an orgasm

When I reminded her about the story from camp she nearly had a memorgasm

by souljiiboiii March 3, 2009

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

motorgasm

The adrenalin rush or feeling of elation brought on by an especially exciting manouver or ride on a motorcycle.

"That was such an awsome canyon, I was having multiple motorgasm's all the way!"

by LOTrident July 16, 2008

Metrogay

Metrosexual and homosexual rolled into one.

"Gok Wan is so Metrogay"

by Brian Thompson December 28, 2008

metrognome

one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.

"well of course he owns a flashy red vest, he's a metrognome."

by Sarah Howell October 1, 2007

mentogasm

When you look at a video/picture/etc. of your fetish but only stare at it and blush instead of masturbating.

Memento had a mentogasm. His fetish was so strong that he didn't need to stimulate himself. He only had to look at it.

by pescetarianismisgood June 22, 2014

Petrogasm

1. v To review a wine using an image.
2. n The act of reviewing a wine using an image.
3. n Chateau Petrogasm, the imaginary/virtual location where this type of wine-reviewing takes place: www.chateaupetrogasm.com. The owners of this Chateau are Benjamin Saltzman and Andrew Stuart.

Etymology: Derived from the names of world's finest food and wine, "Petrossian" the ultimate producer of caviar and "Petrus" the extremely expensive wine from Pomerol in Bordeaux, France. The stem is then combined with "orgasm" from the French "orgasme," from Greek "orgasmos" "excitement, swelling," from "organ" "be in heat, become ripe for," literally "to swell, be excited," related to orge "impulse, excitement, anger" (www.etymonline.com).

"I am going to taste this 1999 Meo Camuzet Clos Vougeot and then petrogasm."
"Let's have a petrogasm after dinner."
"If you are free, please join me tonight at Chateau Petrogasm."

by Benjamin Saltzman August 25, 2007