methocarbamol

A bomb ass muscle relaxer.

Heres some methocarbamol, take 2250mg and tell me how you feel in 30 minutes.

by Jordan Coffey June 18, 2005

Metro Card

1) Useless cards that bend easily and wreck easily and get lossed easily. But because god hates us this is how New Yorkers are forced to take the train, or go on the bus. you go to a machine and place the amount of money you want, than pray you dont sit on it.

2) A dumb move when someone goes up to a girl and quicky chops or slides his hand down her ass or vagina than yells "Metro Card!" Ussually a comback when a girl bankoks you.

1) Books, pencils, paper, metr...
MA! WERE THE HELL IS MY METRO CARD? IM GONNA BE LATE! GODDAMMIT!!!

2)Sandra: Hey whats that?!
Me: whats what? *turns away*
Sandra: BANGKOCK! *Smacks balls*
Me: AHH! Not infront of my mom!
Sandra: Weres your mom? *turns away*
Me: METRO CARD *Chops vagina and runs like hell*

by Rattlesnake316 August 23, 2005

metboard

A melting pot gathering of those who listen to Metallica. Populated by many different classes, including idiots, intelligent people, spammers, doggy, and other fucking idiots.

Someone has to nuke the metboard.

by GTF August 21, 2003

Metrotard

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

by oz April 9, 2005

metrochode

a lame person who hides through their metrosexual appearance and acting like they are better then everyone else around them

Person 1: "Hey, look at this guy. What a dick."

Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."

by Shaft99999 April 25, 2009

Metrocrack

A combanation of rat poison Carmel apple and crystal meth

Yo 50 cents worth of Metrocrack will get me goin

by Heidi Wexler October 28, 2003

Metcard

A small, reasonably priced disposable card used in Melbourne, it is used as a conveinient ticket for all methods of public transport.

" I seemed to have an endless supply of Metcards coming out of my pockets so I decided to UD it"

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005