Metin Abi Kuruyemis

This grocery store based in Ankara,Turkey, famous with its cashews.

Man1: Look there is a Metin Abi Kuruyemis store!

by metinabi December 18, 2021

Metin Bıyıklı

The person who have big balls and drives suck in formula 1

Metin Bıyıklı have balls but not in F1 2021 unfortunately.

by 17 year old b*tchh July 27, 2022

Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

by Max86 February 10, 2014

mein neger

"My Nigga" in German.

Guttentag , mein neger.

by Danterahi October 5, 2016

melina

she is the most chill girl you ll ever meet. she is just so stunning. gorgeous from the inside and from the outside. when she walks by, she turns every boys head around. she is one of those persons you could spend a night together just talking. YOu can have a lot of fun with her but you can also talk 'bout serious stuff. she will always listen to you and try to find a solution. with her you gain a real friend. in a bigger group she sometimes seems shy but its because she just dont give fuck. she just thinks it efforts to much effort starting a fight with someone she not even cares about. she doesn't wanna spend her time talking to people she barely know or wanna know so she is rather quiet. not in an impolite way, just quiet. she is quiet but nice. to everyone. she is really never bitchy, like never. people just love her. she is the oppisite of tall but has an even bigger heart. WE LOVE HER.

boy: who is this?
me: oh this? this is melina do not even try, she is out of your legaue man

"she is so damn kind. she is a real melina"

by mloo April 16, 2020

mating press

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.

“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”

by El Fuckface October 2, 2018