metumtam

a hebrew word that means moron ' a stupid person.

you are a metumtam!!

by fruman August 30, 2005

metahumor

Jokes about jokes.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta-humor

The cartoonist made fun of his own comedic style using metahumor.

by Dicktonery August 16, 2008

methamp

a spine tingling gonzo sized adventure without the use of mind altering substances.

methamp is God.

by Jay Ziegler February 12, 2004

methmusic

Music that is exceedingly loud and redundant which has the capacity to enhance methmind, a state of near brain dead, goalless compulsivity such as that seen in repetitive cleaning, masturbating, or organizing behaviors.

We Came As Romans is just one example of a methmusic band who has turned out entire albums with tracks that all sound totally identical.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

methematician

1. One who is distinguished in the field of methematics (the study of methamphetamine manufacture, distribution and consumption, together with the history of meth use and its impact on modern culture. A low point in the history of methematics occurred during World War II when allied and axis forces used amphetamine and methamphetamine to enhance and extend (temporally) their fighting skills.
2. A legitimate or underground chemist who excels in the manufacture of the highest quality methamphetamine. Usually, methematicians cook only for themselves and very trusted associates for personal use only. Methematicians actively discourage meth use by the masses. Methematicians focus on the social utility of methamphetamine.
3. An academic or government specialist in the field of methematics who works with law enforcement and drug companies to stem the rising tide of illicit meth use worldwide.

1. At a recent underground lecture, one of this area's leading methematicians discussed the widespread endorsement and promotion of various methamphetamine formulations by the medical profession and pharmaceutical companies through the mid 1970s. The most successful of these products continues to be prescribed for narcolepsy, ADHD and obesity. The lecturer estimated that there are a half million regular recreational users and another three hundred thousand self-medicators who continue to chase the institutional claims from the 1960s and 1970s that methamphetamine relieves depression, alcoholism and seasonal affective disorder.

2. The restrictions on the sale of pseudoephedrine in the U.S. have driven many of our most talented chemists to become methematicians for the Mexican methamphetamine Mafiosos and their "crystal cartels."
3. Lily Chemicals, USA announced today that its brain trust of methematicians had developed a new crime fighting additive to be incorporated into its pseudoephedrine based cold and sinus medications. The Lily spokesperson stated "that the company was committed to frustrating the synthesis of methamphetamine in all laboratories except those licensed by the Food and Drug Administration after consultation with the Drug Enforcement Administration."

by frownandpops July 1, 2010

methamphetamists

People who use meth and believe in the ideology and politics of meth.Almost religion like, Methamphetamists believe that everything in the world is related to or influenced by meth. They spend countless hours using, analyzing and talking about the drug and can quote meth recipes like scripture. Methamphetamists are know it alls and can and will tell you everything they can possibly tell you about any thing that might come up in conversation. It may sometimes be hard to get a word in edge wise around the real hard core methamphetamists. They can tell you who has been busted, who is narc and who the leaders of the local drug task forces are and where they live. They have huge illusions of grandeur and often place themselves in tales of drug trade with mexican gangsters and patch wearing bikers even though they haven't left town in 12 years. Methamphetamists absolutly love drama and talk shit constantly about others. These people have an uncanny ability to avoid accountability for their actions and will blame any wrong doings on whatever/whoever they perceive to be at fault. Methamphetamists can reach a level of inner meth spirituality that will make them believe that they are omnipotent in being and will swell up with arrogant pride. some of their favorite activities are; lying, stealing, starting rumors, and going through other people's belongings. They are faithful to their drug and their drug only and are highly motivated to serve their master with fervor. They can be found in drug houses,alleys with dumosters, pool halls, casinos , porn shops,second hand stores and at walmart at 4 A.M.. They are easily recognizable by their quick jerky movements, dialated pupils,fingerless bicycle gloves and the scabs on their faces and arms.They love to carry backpacks full of junk they "find" in their travels and usually ride old ten speed bikes with mirrors,lights and baggage racks. Don't be fooled by a methamphetamists meagher appearance, they believe they have and can use superpowers which makes them dangerous as any religious zealot.

The methamphetamists are holding church down at the old abandoned warehouse this morning at 3:30 AM. This will be a headlamp service with holy communion of glass pipe blowing and ice smoking. Services will be followed by dumpster diving social behind the salvation army. all are invited to attend. Please bring any speed, propane torches, cigar tubes, tools or night vision equipment you might have. Donations are welcome and appreciated.

by Rev. Speedy Geeker January 31, 2009

methmind

A mental state characterized by seriously fragmented thoughts, racing images of personal grandeur and sex with everything that appears to be lubricated.

In that afternoon of total methmind, I disassembled the entire car and then had incredible sex with a willing cantaloupe.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019