Methness

The actions, emotional state or a way to describe the time of someone on Methamphetamines.

5 minutes in sober people's time turns into 60 minutes because of methness.

by SlightlyUnhinged6666 October 23, 2019

Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023

Methnostate

a type of state in which residence or citizenship is limited to being meth head. Non-meth heads and any other groups not partaking in methamphetamine consumption are excluded from citizenship.

The brain of the Yank lacks the plasticity to comprehend the way we defrost our cars in the Methnostate.

by Dangses Kekush January 2, 2024

Methentia

Mething around and finding out & Forgetting what day it is.

" what day is it today" hmmm I wonder

"What happened to last night" hmm I don't know it's my methentia taking over

by anonymous September 30, 2025

Methuseiasm

Da passion and self-confidence dat da "ancient" individuals featured on growingbolder.com exude regarding their being older than dirt.

Da beamingly-ebullient Rachel Veich lived to be well over 98 years old and drove her famed "Chariot" car up until age 93, so one could certainly say that she showed impressive Methuseiasm.

by QuacksO December 13, 2025