metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight
That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch
by troopa09 June 01, 2006
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metabolic privilege

biological advantages that enable endless eating, drinking, risk taking, and other degenerate behavior at little cost
farnsworth exercises his metabolic privilege by partying, traveling, working out, and building businesses while working a full time job and not needing much sleep
by young farnsworth March 19, 2022
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slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight
“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism
by miss-chunky July 19, 2021
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metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.
When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!
by Fitbot July 07, 2008
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metabolic acidosis

metabolic acidosis is a disease that lowers blood pressure
Docter, what's wrong?
I'm affraid you have metabolic acidosis...
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MAMA MIA
by ub3r nub3r pn3r g3n pwng3 September 04, 2009
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fast Metabolism

U searched this up cause ur family makes fun of u
Family: u eat so much fast metabolism

Me: what’s yhat
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manual metabolism

T1D (Type 1 diabetes mellitus) It’s kinda like you drive an automatic, but I gotta clutch (test my blood sugar) and shift (inject or infuse insulin) if I wanna go (eat).

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People who grab a McD’s without needing to obsess about their blood sugar don’t have manual metabolism. They may try to empathize but eventually get bored or distracted.
by treeguywussp January 13, 2023
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