Merlin's pants

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".

"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."

by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007

Merning

The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.

Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"

by TexanJoe July 10, 2010

Merling

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

MERINGFUL

feeling happy and excited for what is coming

I FEEL REALLY MERINGFUL RIGHT NOW

by KELLY BOI January 24, 2019

Meatstick Meringue

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge

The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009

Merinthophilia

A sexual fetish where one is aroused by tying someone up or being tied up with rope or similar material.

Jane was into Merinthophilia. She liked to be tied up with rope during sex.

by GarlandBone September 9, 2013

Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.

I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.

by electrical discharge April 22, 2014