Mercked

A word used to confirm that someone has been insulted to such a degree that anysort of comeback is in vain

When a practical joke has been played on someone.

Another use is when you get one over your mates at some sort of game.

Example 1: During a careers talk
James: I want to be an Astronaut Miss...
He is now smug
Miss: Your too fat to be an Astronaut
Andy: You just got Mercked Mate !!! Awww good and proper.

Example 2:
James walks into the room, little does he know that a bucket of water has been suspended on the door-
James is soaked
Andy: Awww you been Mercked matey!

Example 3:
When playing a video game , sports or shoot em ups work best.
James: I m gonna win this game easy
Andy scores a wicked goal in the last minute of Extra time and avoids penalties
Andy: You been mercked , nuff said

by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006

merck

v. to physically leave.

1A. "I'm bout to merck/I say peace to the family/She hop up like/"How you gon' leave before you dance with me?" ~ "Ms. Fat Booty" by Mos Def

1B. We gotta merck out this piece soon, man...girl's gonna start blowing up my cell.

by redgyul June 18, 2005

merck

to conquer and/or destroy; can be used as another word for fuck

I want to merck Charlie.
I totally mercked my history test.

by ley January 06, 2005

merck

popular graffitti tag used to describe kids who are un-unabashedly not black, but still into hip-hop. i.e. not trying to front all ghetto.

Prefuse, Deadelus, Daybre, the white guy in swollen members, Machine Drum etc.

by jewla August 27, 2003

merck

to have sex wit 4 ppl at one time

me john and 2 other ppl

by wee wee October 30, 2003

Merck

The most based person you'll ever meet. Pretty unlikely that's his actual name.

bro have you ever met Merck? dude's pretty based

by psuedofilipino December 22, 2021

Merck

An alpha male who intentionally goes to a foreign country and baits himself for terrorists to find. He then is taken hostage. Often times they eat their poop and convince the terrorist to harm them.
Once the time is right, they use telepathy to harrass private citizens of their own country which allows them to complete their objective
They receive special authority from their government to complete their objectives

My merck's guy knows a guy who knows some women and children you can use.

by TheJIT September 26, 2021