Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger

Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck

by David November 18, 2004

merck

popular graffitti tag used to describe kids who are un-unabashedly not black, but still into hip-hop. i.e. not trying to front all ghetto.

Prefuse, Deadelus, Daybre, the white guy in swollen members, Machine Drum etc.

by jewla August 26, 2003

merck

to have sex wit 4 ppl at one time

me john and 2 other ppl

by wee wee October 29, 2003

Merck

An alpha male who intentionally goes to a foreign country and baits himself for terrorists to find. He then is taken hostage. Often times they eat their poop and convince the terrorist to harm them.
Once the time is right, they use telepathy to harrass private citizens of their own country which allows them to complete their objective
They receive special authority from their government to complete their objectives

My merck's guy knows a guy who knows some women and children you can use.

by TheJIT September 26, 2021

Merck

The most based person you'll ever meet. Pretty unlikely that's his actual name.

bro have you ever met Merck? dude's pretty based

by psuedofilipino December 21, 2021

Merc work

This is hired muscle or private warrior jobs.

There are some ex-Delta Force types, you can hire in Fayetteville to take care of the merc work, the bandits by oil line problem.

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014