Mentional Liar

You mention something that you are serious about, but don't ever follow through with it.

Dad: Lets go to on vacation (completely serious tone)
Daughter: OK WHERE!?
Dad: Las Vegas
Daughter: when?
Dad: maybe next year
...3 years later...
Daughter: You are a Mentional Liar!! For the last 3 years you said that we could go to Vegas!

by Crazy Kim May 12, 2010

your maternal lineage

Insult simular to "your mother" but more insulting because your not only insulting their mother, your instulting all their maternal lineage. (Thats their mum, grand mum, great-grand mum ect)

Father: "What subject did you score highest in school, son?"

Pretentious teen rebel: "Your maternal lineage."

by sami yamamoto June 25, 2005

maternal unit

The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.

Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013

mentertainment

Taking time to chill with your male friends, indulging in predominantly male activities like computer games, football, darts, films, usually while drinking beer.

I've been running around after my good lady for months. I'm gonna call the boys and organise a night's mentertainment.

by boyward January 17, 2009

Mentertainment

Something stupid that is overly entertaining to men

"Isaiah was very mentertained by spinning a bottle cap for 30 minutes straight"

"Making a telescope out of a paper towel roll is a great example of mentertainment"

"Sven found the old flagpole very mentertaining"

by ZgoE February 1, 2023

your maternal figure

Pussy

Your maternal figure is a pussy

by Screwballincredinle September 11, 2022