menopause

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

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Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause

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when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause

i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse

i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause

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Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"

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Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.

Menopause by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021

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the period in which men have to pause for sex. specially from their significant order

Why did men pause from having sex with me? is it because im having my menopause?

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the time in life of when to take a pause on men

She noticed they were being jerks, and she realized it was time for menopause.

menopause by PDUB MIA November 9, 2022

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