Essentially a bicycle which has fallen apart and is no longer rideable, but due to desparation it is used regardless. Original meltdown was manned by Plodman.
To qualify a bike as meltdown-esque, it must have at least 3 of the following:
- Brake cables snapped/no break mechanism
- No ability to shift gears
- A wheel so buckled you could classify it as voluptuous
- A warped and bent frame that is hardly able to support to weight of the rider
- The name of the rider scrawled upon the frame in permanent marker
To qualify a bike as meltdown-esque, it must have at least 3 of the following:
- Brake cables snapped/no break mechanism
- No ability to shift gears
- A wheel so buckled you could classify it as voluptuous
- A warped and bent frame that is hardly able to support to weight of the rider
- The name of the rider scrawled upon the frame in permanent marker
Random chugger: "Hey Mox, did Plodman ride the meltdown tonight?"
Mox: "He tried, but he lost it's handlebars on a chugquest home last night. Let's get some chicks."
Mox: "He tried, but he lost it's handlebars on a chugquest home last night. Let's get some chicks."
by Loz Cook April 12, 2009
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I live vicariously through a shitty panted old jack-a$$ and his retarded son, and the scholarly bald-headed, thick calved, limited athletic ability players that they covet.
Signed HJ Nation
^^meltdown^^
I live vicariously through a shitty panted old jack-a$$ and his retarded son, and the scholarly bald-headed, thick calved, limited athletic ability players that they covet.
Signed HJ Nation
^^meltdown^^
by Dorothy Zbornak June 12, 2009
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This is when someone farts "badly"
1st stage- Safety (normal)
2nd stage- danger (wet fart)
3rd stage- MELTDOWN (mustard comes outta the ass)
1st stage- Safety (normal)
2nd stage- danger (wet fart)
3rd stage- MELTDOWN (mustard comes outta the ass)
by EViL MARshMeLL0 August 9, 2004
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Get the Meltdown mug.QS Energy Research Facility had a meltdown 23 hours ago, 60 survivors were reported, 30 dead. We need to take them to the nearest hospital
by Mrnotflimflam March 7, 2021
Get the Meltdown mug.Something somebody says happened to somebody when they don't really have anything, they're just full of shit.
The girl said he had a meltdown even though he had been off drugs for years and was happy to be home and doing good, mostly to defer suspicion from her own state of mental health, to keep anyone from questioning it.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the meltdown mug.When a guy tries to make a point, has no clue and loses his temper. Usually much like a Wrecks Road Scholar, he has no real grasp on the subject, rants endlessly like an old man, is insulting and surly. He usually ends with a real blow up since he has nothing left at that point. His tactics run from projection and fingerpointing (blaming others for his failures) to name-calling to cover up his stupidity. This kind of person is very lonely and has few friends. They are known for trying to hide their vital statistics and making enemies with their neighbors. They prefer to live in gated communities with high security while spitting on everybody else. They are arrogant, idiotic, biased, narrow-minded, bigoted and extremely limited in intelligence and those are their good points. The best way to deal with a Meltdown Mikey is to cross the street.
Meltdown Mikey is blowing it again.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.
by Mysterion January 1, 2008
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