meltdown

Something which can describes a freak out associated to specific people, places, things, and/or events.

I'm having a jigsaw puzzle meltdown.

I'm having a Martin Luther King Day meltdown.

If you don't leave me alone, you're gonna give me a meltdown.

by stank hole marc February 20, 2011

meltdown

To blow a big lead, a synonym of to choke. Typically used in the context of sports or video games. Often preceded by adjectives such as epic, huge, total, or major and punctuated by a well-timed bro or dude.

Another epic meltdown in Wii Golf from Kevin, bro.

Major meltdown dude. Classic Kevin move.

Gonna need a total meltdown from Kevin this round. He's up 4 strokes in Wii Golf but he has no mental toughness.

by trojanfever45 February 21, 2010

meltdown

This is when someone farts "badly"
1st stage- Safety (normal)
2nd stage- danger (wet fart)
3rd stage- MELTDOWN (mustard comes outta the ass)

John made a meltdown and people laughed at his yellow pants.

by EViL MARshMeLL0 August 9, 2004

Russian Meltdown

While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.

Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.

by Clyher May 1, 2010

Columbus meltdown

When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)

Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!

by Flimbob13 October 7, 2019

meltdown mikey

When a guy tries to make a point, has no clue and loses his temper. Usually much like a Wrecks Road Scholar, he has no real grasp on the subject, rants endlessly like an old man, is insulting and surly. He usually ends with a real blow up since he has nothing left at that point. His tactics run from projection and fingerpointing (blaming others for his failures) to name-calling to cover up his stupidity. This kind of person is very lonely and has few friends. They are known for trying to hide their vital statistics and making enemies with their neighbors. They prefer to live in gated communities with high security while spitting on everybody else. They are arrogant, idiotic, biased, narrow-minded, bigoted and extremely limited in intelligence and those are their good points. The best way to deal with a Meltdown Mikey is to cross the street.

Meltdown Mikey is blowing it again.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.

by Mysterion January 1, 2008

Grim Meltdown!

When a Fortress Forever Demoman provides excellent service for the first 12 minutes of a pickup and allows twice as many flags out the next three.

Oreo played so good on mortality until Stiffy had to find the Queen's pink straw, total Grim Meltdown!

by Alextric November 1, 2013