mellonball

To titty fuck a hot bitch.

That chick was so 3< I had to mellonball her!

by dbrbuck November 14, 2007

mellonball

1.The homosexual act of releasing semen in another man's ashole and retrieving it with a spoon
2.One who mellonballs

The Cookie Monster says 'I lkie to mellonball that horny bitch Oscar!'

by Bullfrog February 8, 2003

MellowVaded

mellowvaded is a definition of equalizing your high or when your wasted.

i was at a bar with a few friends of mine and i was like. hey guys you want to get Mellowvaded. lets smoke some weed,they said whats mellowVaded. its basically equalizing your high and buzz. you will be 50% high and 50% buzz.

by YOLANDI_22 May 10, 2014

Mellowsays Hello

Mellowsays hello, is a wonderful and cheerful person. They’re just a heart-warming and kind soul on this hellhole of a planet!

They’re nice and super duper pretty

“Yo, have you seen mellowsays hello new vid?”
“Yeah, they’re a amazing person!”

by suoushi July 12, 2022

Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.

I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

mellonball

When constipated the act of digging the poo out with a spoon.

When T.O. is constipated he mellonballs himself.

by 250 Wysong January 19, 2008

mellonballer

Someone that spoons with a nother person in while their testicles are inserted in that persons anus

That guy is a mellonballer.

by Jimivan January 18, 2016