memertunity

To have an opportunity to use a meme

What makes the blood cells red?
A. Fibrin
B.Hemoglobin
C. Comunisms
John: Our teacher missed a memertunity when she didnt include this question in our quiz about blood cells.

by Lewtfbob February 9, 2018

ersh megersh

Humorous slang that can be used in place of "ew", "gross", "nasty", etc. Similarly, "ersh" or "ershy" can also be substituted to display disgust or displeasure with a person, object, idea, smell, etc.

Girl 1 "Did you see the new substitute teacher we're getting for tomorrow?"
Girl 2 "Yeah, he looks pretty ersh megersh... I wonder if he bathes...He looks pretty creepy too. Hopefully he doesn't hit on the girls in class."

Guy, "That's your boyfriend!"
Girl, "Ersh, whatever! That's sick!"

by xHellgirlx April 14, 2010

Muscles Megurt

A term used to make fun of someone who is trying to show off their strength, but is weak.

C'mon Muscles Megurt, lift that 90 weight!

by Electric Oatmeal Cookie October 2, 2017

metertzulate

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"

"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."

by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004

Megestical

To be happy Ecstasy, a splash of happiness

I saw the fireworks and felt megestical

by ipastrissy October 9, 2008

Dirty Magerty

A Human That Extremely Dirty

That Kid Is Definitely A Dirty Magerty He Only Got like Three Shirts .

by №1 Ŧώαη⇒¹ºº%§∀V∀Ĝε✔ January 5, 2009

MERGERT

a jerk..somebody that does something to make u mad..or say..can be childish or petty..use wisley..can be said in a playing manner..

WHY DID SHE GOOGLE THAT BABY AND SAY IT WAS HERS--UGH SHE'S SUCH A MERGERT

by KELLYKELLS |IRD| August 5, 2009