omegaverse

(n.) the type of fanfiction you start reading when you're in too deep

*little fangirl reading fanfiction quietly in her room*
"Hey, I wonder what this omegaverse/mpreg thing means"
*naïvely clicks*

by hahhuhhaaah July 1, 2015

Metaverse

A virtual realm Mark Zuckerberg created in order to VR-rape unsuspecting social media users.

Mark Zuckerberg: “It’s not rape, you consented to this point when you signed the latest Facebook terms and conditions.”

Me: “Well I guess you’re right, proceed. At least it’s pain free in the metaverse, right? …right?”

by Don_Paul August 17, 2022

metaverse

One particular term often used to characterize any hypothetical future form of the Internet. Coined by Neal Stephenson in the book "Snow Crash".
See also: wordWired/word, wordMatrix/word.

You can give us all the metaverse-advancing technology in the world, and we'll still use it for pornography.

by Black Monkey Mage August 17, 2003

mctaverse

when a persons wang curves at an angle to the left or right looking like a boomerang

While fucking Sally, Ned had to stand next her because his Mctaverse was like a horse shoe

by Brent Janssen February 12, 2004

Meatverse

The meatverse is the opposite of the metaverse, also known as real life.

“Hey boys, I’m logging off to enjoy some time in the meatverse. Enjoy the NFTs my dudes.”

by Esmerelda Weatherwax March 4, 2022

meganese

Dialect of English originating in Michigan, often heard in Wisconsin now. Defined by crazy hand signal dancing, lackadaisical vocabulary, mumbling, and improper pronoun usage. Written version is way harder to understand than spoken version.

She's speaking Meganese again, Tim's going to need a translator he's got no hope.

by kris bryant's mom October 27, 2017

Metaverse

In the philosophical system of Metaversalism, the Metaverse (sometimes also called the Omniverse) refers to the abstract realm consisting of all mathematically precise, consistently describable objects/structures/theories.

Person A: "Did you know, from your own subjective point of view, your consciousness can never cease to exist."
Person B: "Why is that?"
Person A: "Because no matter what happens to you, there will always be some possible world in the Metaverse in which you continue existing. If you no longer exist here, then you will only find yourself there, in those universes."

by drthanos2 February 3, 2010