Meating

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

by orangefizzlebiz February 23, 2009

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.

Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"

by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011

Mestringshuset

Magical place in the Vegårshei woods, southern part of Norway. Where beautiful fairies help addicts (drugs and/or alcohol) on the way to recovery.

Using the wonderful 10 step philosophy to give hopeless cases the chance of a worthy life once more.

Billy Bob : Hey man! I think I got a problem with alcohol and meth.... My wife is leaving me, and my kids will not speak to me. What should I do?

Man : Why don't you call Mestringshuset? They can help!

Billy Bob : Thanx, man! I'll do that!

by TheMufaasa March 6, 2011

Meatwing

A guy with a set of massive balls that look like eagle's wings

Holy shit look at the Meatwing on that guy. When he is running it looks like he's about to fly

by Thornadactyl July 8, 2011

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Meating

A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.

Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!

by jewrock February 18, 2011