Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

by antigazer August 19, 2008

meat gazer

2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.

"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."

by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

meat-gaze palsy

A medical term for a condition in which a man's eyes are locked on to the crotch-area of another man. Specifically this occurs upon auditory stimulation such as with the sound of a zipper.

"Whenever I talk to that guy, he is always looking down at my crotch. " "Yeah, I've noticed it too - he seems to have a meat-gaze palsy."

by victm of gazing May 19, 2010

Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Meat Gazer

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

by caliash December 3, 2009

meat-gazer

1.Label for a man who publicly compares others penis size to potential sexual prowess.
2.Label for someone enlisting into the United States Armed Forces as a means of avoiding or shortening prison time.

Pvt. Cappliner is known as a meat-gazer.

by Tyrome Bling May 19, 2005