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McDonalds

The place that I work where the customers are more retarted than my coworkers. They come through the drive through to order food, and when I open the window to take their order they just wave and keep going... they then realize their mistake and try to back up while another car is going forward towards my window...

Or they stop halfway through their order to scream at their bratty kids who are beating each other in the back seat. They then forget what they have already ordered and I am forced to repeat the whole order (Hamburger only bun and pickle, fries-no salt, Big Mac only mayo and tartar sauce...) with really wierd special orders... THEN they change their mind, and by that time the food has already been made specially for them with only mayo and tartar sauce...

Thanks for letting me rant.
McDonalds, we love to see you barf.
by Ab0vesuspici0n February 20, 2004
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McDonalds

The 1# scapegoat to America's obesity problem.
Guy 1# : I know why I'm fat, man.
Guy 2# : Oh yea, why?
Guy 1# : Because of that shitty McDonalds.
Guy 2# : Actually, you're fat because you have no self control, nor common sense. Did you really think that eating two Big Mac's each day for five years wouldn't affect your weight? They're greasy and salty. Have some common sense, you fat whiny asshole.
by GimmiK April 9, 2006
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Mcdonalds

The best way to get Diabetes and heart disease
It will make u look like big chungus
And if you eat it for a month straight you gonna die.
Your also gonna get no girls if u male unless u gay than idk and no men if u girl unless u gay
Mcdonalds has like cow eyeballs in there meat
by Aidqn December 14, 2021
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mcdonalding

the act of masturbating while sleeping next to your younger brother
omg she told me she was mcdonalding last night!”
by bigtittiecomittie October 17, 2019
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McDonalds

by watchmedie July 20, 2003
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McDonalds

You're too skinny. You better start eating at McDonalds.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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McDonalds

McDonalds, we make your heart a more efficient machine by making it work TWICE AS HARD!
by xul8tr July 3, 2003
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