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moocher

Someone who always asks for things and favors constantly and will never leave you alone. They will ask for money, rides to places, for you to do simple tasks they could do easily but they think the whole world should cater to them, basically just a leech to everyone around them, a parasite to the community.
Mitchell Katz wont leave me alone, he keeps pestering me for rides places when he most likey can get a ride from his parents but he doesnt bother to ask them. He takes advantage of others to compensate for his laziness and lack of responsibility for his own well being. Expects others to take care of his needs and desires without ever returning the favor.
by Josh March 11, 2005
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Moocher

Someone who survives off anothers income. Someone who believes that they are owed something for nothing. One who even if they have their own money, food, clothes, etc. will still use someone else's first. Even if that someone else is more poor.
I can't believe you are letting him stay here! All he does is eat our food, drink our beer, watch our t.v. and still has the nerve to ask us if we can loan him money! What a moocher!

Dude, quit moochin all my beer!

That moocher isn't getting a dime from me!
by Leesanne January 10, 2006
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McMooch

A nick name for any of your Irish friends that have a "Mc" in the front on their name that are always mooching. Bumming cigarettes, beers, food, clothes and just about anything they can mooch. They will most often "forget" their wallet when eating out and have to borrow though never to pay back. They can however be very generous when money is available to them and blow through it immediately which is why they never have anything.
McMooch, I can't believe you forgot your wallet again and need to hold 10.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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cable moocher

Someone who always watches cable at someone else's house so they don't have to pay for it themselves.
Tommy is such a cable moocher. He's always at my house watching TV and leaving potato chip crumbs on the sofa.
by calonzo November 8, 2006
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Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...
shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".
by random hero March 27, 2005
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Moocher’s Fee

When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.

Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.

Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019
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King moocher

The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.
S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any

T- You asked yesterday and the day before

S- Please

T- You’re the King Moocher
by Moochington the third May 22, 2020
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