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Facebook Maybe

Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.
Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"
by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016
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Definite Maybe

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.
Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.
by Robthegreat December 31, 2013
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Septic firm based in New York producing over-priced slap for slappers.
Maybe she’s born with it (a face like a dog’s arse with a hat on), maybe it’s Maybelline.
by AKACroatalin August 8, 2015
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maybe later

a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."
"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"

"Maybe later."

"You fuckin' dick."
by ACNY January 22, 2008
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JJ Maybank

The HOTEST MF OUT THERE! If you searched up this name.... I deaply respect you.
Person 1: Damn! Look at that guy over there! He's hot af
Person 2: WOW!
Person 3: He'll never be as hot as JJ Maybank. Thats sad for him.
by THISHONEY February 15, 2022
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maybe she snapped

”Maybe she snapped” is basically saying

wow she did THAT she is not messing around she just decided to snatch everyone’s weaves no second thought
by sadiescarpenter May 6, 2018
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