Some midget that lives down by the creek. Spends most of his day sippin' lean and hoping the LA Clippers can catch a meaty W. Mans like 4"11, has a huge cock though. Not really funny, loves making jokes though, and spends most of his time fantasying about being 7FT. That's why he plays 2K, makes some fucking 7FT"3 post-hooking cheese. What a CUNT. Now, let's talk about his height more man, I mean, bruh, thinks he gon' make the NBA or some shit. Lil midget wouldn't even makes the WNBA. lol.
Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!
Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!
Yo, that Maxton has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle combined with donkey with down-syndrome.
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The UAF (United Around Fascism). A MarxoNazi front run by a pair of washed out old throwbacks called Martin Smith & Weyman Bennet.
by AnotherInfidel October 9, 2010
Get the MarxoNazi mug.The literal definition of “short and sweet”. Sure he might be short. And stubborn a bit. And weird, but he has the biggest heart. He will share his hoodies with u, make sure ur ok, etc. He is also very cute and has nice hair. He loves to make other people laugh. U won’t never forget the first time u meet Maxton. If u date him, well then you are just the luckiest girl in the world. He will never break your heart. You will absolutely regret it if u leave him. He makes gay jokes with his bros but he promises he isn’t gay. If u have a Maxton in your life, keep him. Pls. Love u Max <3
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