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a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.
u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!
mattress by ihopeudontknowme December 15, 2022
A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
Mattress by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023
Bed

But also used when naming various options in a hard situation
Yeah, I’ve review all the mattresses
mattress by Jaakson17391 August 1, 2023
1. a fabric case filled with soft, firm, or springy material, used for sleeping on.
2. nonbinary version of "master," and "mistress."
DEF 1
Person 1: Hey, man, you look tired. Did you sleep well?
Person 2: Nah, man. I gotta get a new mattress, my old one is terrible to sleep on.
DEF 2
Nonbinary Person: *talking to servant.* Can you go and get me a drink?
Servant: Of course, Mattress.
Mattress by Glitchurr May 19, 2026
A sleep rectangle that marketers made complicated.
“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”

“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
mattress by boringmattress December 18, 2024

Mattress Goldz 

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"