Metapodding

The act of rolling oneself tightly in a blanket so as to resemble the Pokémon Metapod. Used to gain warmth or to immobilize oneself in preparation for evolution.

My heater broke last night and it was freezing in my bedroom. I was metapodding trying to gain some warmth.

Jessie was so tired after a day at school that she metapodded and took a nap.

by Wevin February 25, 2013

Matadored

to get mentally, emotionally, or physically abused by one or more Matadors - either solo or simultaneously. Either way, you've been Matadored and you'll never forget it.

Everyone in the SFL has been Matadored at one point or another.

by matadors69 July 28, 2010

Metapod

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.

Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.

by Roc18 April 21, 2010

malapopism

A misplaced pop culture reference, usually caused by confusing similar names or words, and referring to someone/something irrelevant or ridiculous in context.

As with a malapropism, the confusion and result are similar; however, rather than confusing the meaning of standard English words, one is confusing similar-sounding names & pop culture references.

A malapopism can also occur when someone is unaware of the fact that the same name refers to a different person/thing/event, and makes an inappropriate reference based on that mistaken assumption.

Both kinds of malapopisms (similar names; same name but different people) in conversation:

Jen: The Cottingley fairies were a hoax, and Arthur Conan Doyle was fooled. James Randi's book tells all about it.
Arshad: Damn fairies, always wanting to restrict the free market! :)
Everyone: *stares blankly*
Arshad: You know... all that Libertarian stuff Randi wrote?
Everyone: Oh, you mean Ayn Rand!
Arshad: ohhh.

Who were the Senators from Illinois before Obama and Durbin?
Well, before Durbin was Paul Simon...
Hah, did he sing "Sound of Silence" to the Senate?
Dude, that's not the same Paul Simon!

by my name is Cos March 4, 2009

metapoint

The underlying idea behind one or more stated points, each point being a salient fact or observation that is relevant to some course of discussion. This phenomenon occurs when an individual expresses a series of points, the spirit of which could be summarized more concisely (although often with greater potential for misinterpretation) by the metapoint. It is rare but possible to recurse to the next level of summarization, when one makes numerous obvious points that could be grouped and summarized by fewer less obvious metapoints that in turn could be summarized by a metametapoint. It all depends on the granularity of thought used in formulating the original set of points. A metapoint does need not to be stated in order to exist. It simply exists.

One may reasonably conjecture that all the truth in the universe may be reduced to one single hitherto unknown metapoint.

by metamaster October 4, 2018

Metapod

Metapod, a dud pokemon. This pokemon just sits there and all he can do is harden. This pokemon defies the laws of physics to stand up considering its crescent shape.

You have just caught a Metapod.
Metapod was tossed away. (Set "Free")

by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009

McBee Matador

A form of cow fighting popular in McBee, SC. Involves a redneck chasing a cow with his pants down trying to 'stab it' with his penis.

"Where's your brother?"
"He got caught playing McBee Matador with Jeffersons' prized Hereford, and they threw his cow-fucking ass in jail."

by Cloverleaf February 24, 2015