Matador 

A closested, queer, or gay man who is in a married/committed heterosexual relationship while having another homosexual relationship on the side.

"'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'...Cause there are those guys who, they buy a cow, and then on the side, total matador, but…" --John Mulaney

Matador by Beschützer July 15, 2023

Matador 

A person, usually highly attractive, who brazenly flaunts their various red flags to garner the attention of potential significant others. They are proud of their negative traits and behavior, and dating one is always a horrible idea.

Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.

Person A: "Person B, you have got to stop dating Person C. You can't fix them, they're a matador!"

Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."

Matador by Helicoptamus October 17, 2024

Matador Money 

Quickly dolling out a large amount of cash to avoid an unpleasant situation.

My angry ex-girlfriend came b-lining towards my table, so I quickly threw down some matador money and took off.

Matador Money by Riverson May 21, 2011

Matador Sex 

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.

Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.

Matador Sex by HoytDogg December 24, 2010

Matador'd 

Drinking with the intention of getting so exceedingly drunk that you wander around in your underwear, ala Pierce Brosnan in the movie The Matador.

Lets get fuckin' matador'd tonight!

Matador'd by Cuntracula September 7, 2006

Matador'd 

The aftermath of anal penetration where the phallus is of such proportions, tbe rectum looks as it might after being gored by a bull's horn.

Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; And how were Fanny and Verity when you last saw them?Lord Fredistare Buntwick; Well old chap, Fanny has just finished her second year at Oxford, and Verity has been matador'd by several Galician stable boys!
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; i'm deligbted to hear it!

Matador'd by Klaatu's Nikto December 1, 2017

The Matador

1/3 Captain
1/3 Ginger Ale
1/3 Red Bull

Created by Mario and Aleks.

Dude I got so fucking loopt last night drinking The Matador.

Fran and Nicole's favorite drink.

The Matador by Pags to Riches January 2, 2012