1 definition by Beschützer
A closested, queer, or gay man who is in a married/committed heterosexual relationship while having another homosexual relationship on the side.
"'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'...Cause there are those guys who, they buy a cow, and then on the side, total matador, but…" --John Mulaney
by Beschützer July 15, 2023