An Italian luxury car brand founded by Alfieri Maserati on December 1, 1914, in Bologna, Italy. With an easily recognizable trident as their logo, Maserati is highly revered as one of the best luxury car brands in the world.
by BeatleKid96 April 8, 2015
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by Formyguap April 18, 2018
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Masari Is the noun for the person who causes Masarization. It also can be used to describe someone who had gone insane and sat fire to his car. A Masari would be great in size, have massive boobs regardless of their sex, and have a fake cute attitude.
Masari Is the noun for the person who causes Masarization. It also can be used to describe someone who had gone insane and sat fire to his car. A Masari would be great in size, have massive boobs regardless of their sex, and have a fake cute attitude.
Abdullah was involved in a car crash, he completely masarized the car but he's okay though.
He was dancing in the bathtub when he masarized the bathroom marble.
The hostile made demands from the police as he threatened to murder the hostage ; he turned into an absolute Masari!
He was dancing in the bathtub when he masarized the bathroom marble.
The hostile made demands from the police as he threatened to murder the hostage ; he turned into an absolute Masari!
by LucidR October 27, 2019
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by Kermitthefrog55 January 9, 2023
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by zachwolff October 15, 2003
Get the maguro mug.He's so sexy, deadass. Mashruf can always make you smile. He's really kind if you get to know him, and he's such a gentleman. He's really funny too, and you'll definitely laugh if you have a conversation with him.
He's also a girl magnet, getting all the girls and shit. He's really smart and gives great advice. He's honestly one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. IN YOUR LIFE.
If you ever meet a Mashruf, you better fucking thank the lord.
He's literally perfect at everything.
He's just fucking cool. You'll love this kid, trust me.
He's also a girl magnet, getting all the girls and shit. He's really smart and gives great advice. He's honestly one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. IN YOUR LIFE.
If you ever meet a Mashruf, you better fucking thank the lord.
He's literally perfect at everything.
He's just fucking cool. You'll love this kid, trust me.
by ASDFGHJKL1234567 June 24, 2012
Get the Mashruf mug.A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.
"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.
Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.
Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"
Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
by briantechatl April 21, 2009
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