Masury, Ohio is a small town that is part of Brookfield, Ohio. Brookfield is split in two because of the postal systems. Everyone thinks it is a small town, but really it isn't. There is nothing there, but old people, hicks & rich families. There is never anything to do, but get drunk & get pregnant. Everyone knows everyone either by rumor or just in passing. No one knows where it is located.
Guy: "Where are you from?"
Girl: "The Masury, Brookfield area."
Guy: "Where is that?"
Girl: "Oh, not too far from Youngstown."
Guy: "Oh! Never heard of it before."
Girl: "The Masury, Brookfield area."
Guy: "Where is that?"
Girl: "Oh, not too far from Youngstown."
Guy: "Oh! Never heard of it before."
by roughlanding April 4, 2009